thoughts that keep me awake at night

thoughts that keep me awake at night

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@rookie54 said
"i have invented an air purifier/freshener that works just by imagining it to be so"

"you say insipid ridiculousness with aplomb"

"no really, in fact, when you think about it, it makes scents"
Ben Franklin said, “take care of the scents and the dollhairs will take care of themselves.”

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Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money ?

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a man reveals a bottle of liquid flame
and cackles in a language nought yet heard by human ears
as he brandishes the ignition source the anticipation of the crowd grows

as one entity, they train their video cameras upon the spectacle
one spoilsport calls for help

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@rookie54 said
a man reveals a bottle of liquid flame
and cackles in a language nought yet heard by human ears
as he brandishes the ignition source the anticipation of the crowd grows

as one entity, they train their video cameras upon the spectacle
one spoilsport calls for help
This is what it takes to steal the limelight, if only for a few seconds, from the acknowledged master of mendacity.

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tornados and cicadas
and falling airplane parts
the moon needs a timezone
another random collection of junk

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The saying
"By three methods we may learn wisdom:
First, by reflection, which is noblest;
Second, by imitation, which is easiest;
and Third by experience, which is the bitterest"

is credited to whom?

*jeopardy theme music plays*

0% Virgil
0% FMF
0% Descartes
0% DJT
50% Socrates
50% Confucius
2 votes • Final results

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the required peremptory caveat -
i am not an historian and do not know for any level of certainty that these are facts
but i do like to pretend i know stuff

When did Christians first celebrate Christmas Day on 25 December?

40% 336
0% 120
20% 1776
0% 787
40% 1954
0% 553
5 votes • Final results


Correct Answer: 336
The celebrations by the Church of Rome on that date were inaugurated under Emperor Constantine. Christmas was not celebrated in the first two and a half centuries after Jesus birth, on any date, and did not become a major Christian festival until the 9th century.

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@moonbus said
Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money ?
Wise Investments? 🙂

-VR

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it's too late to change yer mind
we cain't turn back the hands of time

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who the heck decided to name them houseflies?
it seems to me that "yardflies" would suffice, and perhaps,
just maybe,
the lil buzzers wouldn't be so inclined to cruise right thru the open doors of the shack and stay the heck outside

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20h 11m

last night i dreamed i was the tremolo setting on carlos santana's guitar
while i was awake

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The Plot

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@rookie54 said
last night i dreamed i was the tremolo setting on carlos santana's guitar
while i was awake
Last night I dreamed I was Carlos Santana’s guitar.

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@Drewnogal said
Last night I dreamed I was Carlos Santana’s guitar.
Hmmm. Very interesting but…schtupid.🤔