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Location : on the beach
Joined : 16 Feb '08
Moves : 20356
it's always the same 2 pricks poking the meat around...
  Thread: what has a BBQ fork and the gf got in common? Forum: General 
  
Most Holy
Location : Imminent
Joined : 14 Jun '02
Moves : 16082
Originally posted by josephw
My beliefs are based on the authority of the word of God.


Unless God doesn't exist, in which case your beliefs are just delusions; no different than the schizophrenics wandering downtown Seattle. You see, simply claiming that your beliefs are based on the authority of God doesn't get you anywhere, since that claim is not one that any of us atheists are likely to accept, or even understand. And anyway, how can your beliefs be based on anything other than your own assessment of the evidence as you see it? Even if God exists, and your beliefs rest upon His revealed testimony, at some point you still had to assess whether the content of such revealed testimony was plausible. You had to think about whether what you were reading or hearing made sense. Surely this is the ultimate basis of your beliefs; your own authority as an epistemic agent who is tasked with believing that which is most clearly evident and plausible. You're nothing special in this regard. Just like me, and everybody else.

EDIT: Unless you never really thought about the evidence, or subjected your beliefs to serious and rigorous scrutiny. In that case, you're not like me, but more like a child repeating whatever inanity plagued his parents.
  Thread: Why Does God Reveal Himself to Some People and Not to Others? Forum: Spirituality 
  
Joined : 09 Jun '04
Moves : 39557
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
* ChessPraxis: Chess Moves: 92.4% / Forum Posts: 7.6% (4,753 + 390 = 5,143 total).


CP + Ice Cold + AssWipe666: Chess Moves: 68.4% / Forum Posts: 31.5% (37889+17460)

Fixed that for ya. You're welcome.
  Thread: Isn't it fantastic... Forum: General 
  
Location : e4
Joined : 06 May '08
Moves : 4343
Hi VR

Not trying to embarrass you, just thanking you for the laugh.

1150 players do write chess books, infact have in my library books
on chess written by people who don't even play the game.

The high numbers after a name mean they are good at a game.
Nothing more, they are good at a game.

Your blinkered view is holding back your chess development.
Look past the numbers, see the man.

You are just as good at chess as he is but his 4 digit number is
higher than yours so you expect (and want to ) lose.

Sorry for posting a game in General Forum but thought it could
do with cheering up.

Last time I looked top thread was some guy saying you should stand in front
of a fridge, drop your trousers and freeze your genitals.

(remind me not to leave that guy alone in my kitchen).

I'm now slinking off back to my chums in the Chess Forum.
It's....er...been fun.
  Thread: rhp quote of the day Forum: General 
  
Joined : 12 Mar '04
Moves : 9989
The post that was quoted here has been removed


You are a poor sad individual.You have sunk to such depths.
I truly do not know whether to pity or despise you.
I'm at a loss of words. The only greater loss is your sense of humanity.
  Thread: I Would Recommend This Forum: General 
  
The Hated One
Location : Teh Lol Lands
Joined : 27 Mar '03
Moves : 13884
Someone call a paramedic, I think GB is laying face down on his keyboard.
  Thread: whatever... Forum: General 
  
Location : e4
Joined : 06 May '08
Moves : 4343
That is a good stat however into it you must add the realative
strength of the opponents you play.

This info is also given in the players profile.

I have a nice % of wins then you see my ave is v 1470.
My style is not designed for C.C. good players don't and
won't fall for my wee traps. So I don't play them.

OTB I play the same style against GM's, IM's and No M's.
My ability to spot tactics and play fast...
(I've played over 1,000 OTB games and never lost on time. Never.)
....Has helped me spin more than a few lost positions into won postions.
Here that skill is defunct.

Losing a game because of time trouble is a pathetic excuse.
Your clock is your 17th piece.

But Gramps has got me talking Chess in the General Forum again
and I do so wish and try fit in on here. I sometimes get awfully lonely
in the Chess Forum so I flick onto here and see all the fun you
lads are up to. I wish I belonged.

I even tried freezing nuts in the fridge like the rest of you but Mrs GP
went bonkers and said I was not to play with you guys anymore.
  Thread: Isn't it fantastic... Forum: General 
  
It's a Buick. Really
Location : Clermont, Florida
Joined : 21 Aug '09
Moves : 28046
Originally posted by Very Rusty
Oh yea, that was after 8 or 9 moves wasn't it.

That is called an agreed draw in advance, which I strongly disagree with.

There was certainly lots of play in that game left, and we all know it!

I fail to see what the recommended posts have to do with you and GP agreeing to a draw in a game after 8 or 9 moves. It certainly isn't fair to the rest i ...[text shortened]...

Most of the recommended posts are insults or ridicule at people, usually right at the top.


There is nothing unfair about draw offers made within the rules at all. A higher rated player offered me a draw, and I took it. We started with Bird's Opening, transposed to the King's Gambit, and Geoff thought he would throw me off with the Falkbeer. When I did not melt from the bluff, he offered a draw in a position where I was slightly better.

Geoff's strategy was to neutralize me and beat everyone else to win the tournament, and his strategy worked. He doesn't like long drawn-out games, so he tries stuff from his bag of tricks, and if the other guy doesn't bite, he tends to offer draws.

(I should also add that Geoff told me that the only reason he entered the tournament was that it needed one more person, and had been sitting in the tournamente queue a while, so he thought he would join just to get the ball rolling.)

I thought if I emerged with an even score against the top guy in the tournament, that gave me a good chance to win. I didn't win every other game, so I did not win the tournament. In retrospect I should have tried to convert the game, but it was one of my first tournaments on the sight, and I let his higher rating overly influence me.

Bottom line is that his tournament strategy worked, and mine didn't.

Every player in the tournament can offer a draw to any other player at any time, and the other player can accept or decline at his discretion.

I also agree that an agreed draw in advance is unethical, but there was no advance agreement to draw. You are just wrong. And to make an unfounded accusation like that is even more wrong.

Paul
  Thread: rhp quote of the day Forum: General 
  
The Hated One
Location : Teh Lol Lands
Joined : 27 Mar '03
Moves : 13884
We have a lunch truck that comes every day. One of the ladies who works here goes out every day to Troll the Lunch Truck.

"Oh, I see you don't have hot dogs today. I really wanted a hot dog. I'm going to stop bothering coming out".

Next day, when he does have hot dogs she asks what else he has.

'Well I have hot dogs.'

"No, I had hot dogs last night because you didn't have them for lunch".

Finally I tell the guy she's never satisfied with anything... and that's how she is at work too.

Next day, she goes out and looks around the truck... "No hot dogs today?"

He says, 'Actually I do, would you like one or two'? as he slides them out from behind a pan. Her face said it all too... she didn't want one at all. She ended up buying one because she got called out.

Funny, she hasn't gone outside since for the lunch truck.

P-
  Thread: The Lunch Truck Troll Forum: General 
  
It's All About You..
Location : above you
Joined : 12 Nov '05
Moves : 76239
i'm beginning to lose the smile on my face now thanks
  Thread: To make you smile.... Forum: General 
  
Joined : 18 Jul '10
Moves : 203
Not sure if this has been suggested, but it would be nice to be able to see the average number of days/hours that a user takes to complete games. This may be a more accurate representation than the move frequency choice in the profile.
  Thread: Additional Statistics idea Forum: Site Ideas 
  
Don'tHateThaPlaya
Location : hate the game
Joined : 11 Apr '07
Moves : 39303
Originally posted by Andrelious
There are in my opinion a couple of oddities with the rules that make no sense:

1) A piece pinned to the king cannot move. Surely if it is protecting a piece checking the enemy king, it would still not be able to move if the enemy king captures the checking piece - how about said situation resulting in a draw due to the ensuing mutal check?

2) If it ...[text shortened]... raw by the 50 move rule (the present board situation always taking preference to future moves).


Who rec'd this post? Fess up.

The rules make perfect sense as they stand and should not be changed.

1) He who gets the enemy King first wins. Therefore, the King cannot move into an attack by a pinned piece, because it would be he who was lost first.

2) The whole point of the 50 move rule is to put a time limit on the offensive player. If he cannot FORCE progress within the 50 moves, then the defense deserves to draw. Also, I fail to see why you think this results in 'the present board situation always taking preference [sic] to future moves'. If one calculates that a certain line reaches the 50 move rule, then he has not disregarded the future moves. It's part of the strategy.
  Thread: Time to change the rules? Forum: Only Chess 
  
ΓΆβ¬β€
Location : Roswell, N.M.
Joined : 19 Apr '10
Moves : 4924
Originally posted by divegeester
http://www.behindthename.com/

Names have less meaning these days with all these silly made up ones. Are you named after a famous person?


My name means: One who must live in the shadow of another.
  Thread: What does your real name mean? Forum: General 
  
The Hated One
Location : Teh Lol Lands
Joined : 27 Mar '03
Moves : 13884
Originally posted by ChessPraxis
So this Crowley guy is big?
I hope no one makes sport of that.


  Thread: What does your real name mean? Forum: General 
  
Joined : 10 Jan '08
Moves : 4921
Originally posted by jimslyp69
The dude was probably pulling children out of burning buildings and you negged him for missing a turn?

Shocking!

You bad man Trevor.


the dude shouldn't be playing games while children are playing playing with fire.
  Thread: Crazy cyber conversation: - Forum: General