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Subscriberrookie54
free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

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the most popular guy at the nudist colony can fetch a dozen doughnuts and two cups of coffee

SubscriberThe Gravedigger
Jack Torrance

Overlook Hotel

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@moonbus said
I'm researching nudist colonies; bare with me.
Someone drilled a hole in the nudist colony fence. Police are looking into it.

Standard memberBigDogg
Secret RHP coder

on the payroll

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Aladdin got a lifetime ban from magic carpet racing!

He was caught using performance-enhancing rugs.

SubscriberPonderable
chemist

Linkenheim

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@bigdogg said
Aladdin got a lifetime ban from magic carpet racing!

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My friend told me to stop making rug puns, but I just couldn’t weave it alone.

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Which animal has 10 legs and 9 arms?

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Linkenheim

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What do you call a cat that’s been listening to too much Rock'n Roll?

Def Leppard